Sunday, December 4, 2011

Movie Night Lessons: The Holiday

This weekend the gals of TSP had their own ladies' night movie session headlining The Holiday.  This aptly-named seasonal flick stars mega-chicks Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet as two ladies who decide to swap homes for Christmas to avoid the naughty men in their lives.  In doing so, each gets to set free her inner awesome and meets a more suitable partner in love.

Close observance of the female leads' behavior upon meeting their new paramours yields the following flirting tips.  Here are TSP's Movie Night Lessons, courtesy of The Holiday:

1) Ask a man you've just met if "there is something in my eye."  This will require that he move in very close to take a look, just to be a nice guy.  What he doesn't realize is that this puts him in optimum range for a sexy almost-kiss.  Opportunities for gazing longingly into his eyes also increase.  Double points if you can blame it on the Santa Ana winds or another phenomena that connotes an "anything can happen" magic. Gotcha!

2) Drunk men respond well to direct requests for sex.  Double points if the man is the lonely, single-father, uber hot, husband-material brother of the owner of your squat house.  He will then fall desperately in love with you, even though he initially comes across as philandering cad.  Deal sealed.

TSP gives this chick-flick two thumbs up.  Enjoy with good friends, chocolate, and a couple bottles of wine!

Cheers!

Betty